i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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