Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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