Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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