I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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