Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Moan for me like Helen Keller
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
nutella sex= disaster
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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