we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
