Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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