I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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