Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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