We need to rekindle our bromance
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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