i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
