Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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