with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
