I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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