Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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