I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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