Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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