I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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