Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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