goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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