She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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