i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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