You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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