Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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