thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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