Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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