Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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