I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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