I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
