quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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