Banned from zoo.
Again?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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