If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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