Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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