I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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