Please, let me fuck your mom
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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