i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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