My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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