Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I have fence marks all over my body
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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