Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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