redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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