Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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