I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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