clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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