Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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