i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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