I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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