your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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