I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
i've created a new STD.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I enjoy the company of your penis
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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