Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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