speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
