East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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