i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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